Congratulations… you did it!!!

You got curious, you back-combed your virtual man-bun, hopped on your cyber scooter and zipped over here while shlurping on a flat-demi-mocha triple-roast espresso served in a porcelein eye-dropper and wearing a vintage fedora. Well good on you. Let’s play some vinyl jazz to celebrate.

Here’s your free hipster, just click on him to claim:

Enjoy your night.